January 15, 2004
Socky Gets Promoted
They say Iraqis-gone-wild sometimes like to climb onto Humvees. To deter those wacky Arab frat-boy antics, you just wrap your truck with concertina wire. This is an effective tool for crowd control in all places other than New York City where the wire would be covered with plastic shopping bags by the end of the day.
This is Orlando, my new SAW gunner. Peter, my now-former SAW gunner, has managed to catch a mild case of narcolepsy and is probably going to be discharged from the Army. I’ve know Orlando for several years. He is an experienced SAW gunner and an all-around bad motherfucker. He’s mellowed over the years, but there was a time when this salty Lower East Side-raised Nuyorican would cut you for looking at him wrong. This is not hyperbole. He has a knife scar on his face that runs from mid-forehead, through his right eyebrow and down to his nose where part of his nostril was sewn back on. Orlando’s SAW is the most enemy casualty-producing weapon I have direct command of and there is no doubt in my mind that Orlando will gladly produce these casualties from me, should I ask.
Socky got promoted! He is now a Private (E-2). This is our company sniper section, a photo taken immediately after the promotion ceremony. Yes, Socky got blood rank. From the left, Ed, Chris, Socky, Ray, and Cola.
Ray recently discovered the sniper video game “Silent Scope” in the laundry building. It’s become a bit of an obsession for both of us and Cola is starting to get into it too now.
If anyone reading plays this game, could you please validate for me that these are some incredibly sick scores? They all belong to Ray except the last which is Cola’s. My top score is a meager 388000.
Trying to walk to and from chow usually involves having to avoid a lot of mud. Ray got tired of walking around the mud and was going to walk through a puddle when Chris told him, “Ray, do not walk through that mud puddle.” So he ran, dove into, crawled through, rolled around in, did flutter kicks in and made snow angels in it instead. This is not the first time Ray has spontaneously violated unsuspecting mud puddles. Chris, frustrated, made Ray do three-to-five second rushes, high crawls and low crawls all the way back to the barracks where he just rolled around in more mud. There is no degree of physical discomfort that I believe Ray would not gleefully endure. Just don’t ever give him tuna salad with celery bits in it– this he will not endure.
Tom Ridge and President Bush say to stay vigilant. You think you’re vigilant? What do you know about vigilant? Willy literally sleeps with one eye open.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:39 am
ye ye what’s then?
ur blog have funny things
but u put tittles as “I LOVE DEAD CIVILIANS”
that’s not good man :P
i know that u must pay for did things like this
well
hmm
go on with ur blog
it’s so interesting
really ;)
bye
lucky over ther:P
February 3rd, 2006 at 7:46 am
I’m reading this and thinking…Americans don’t understand irony…but I’m wrong..u do!!…love the photo’s and the inside look at yur life…P.S. socky…SOCKY…is just wrong…this is sock violation on a grand scale…what would the Company Phsycologist think of all this projection of yur angst and desires?
July 23rd, 2006 at 1:25 am
It seemed that the life in Iraq was as bad as the life at the Fort Drum
September 1st, 2006 at 1:46 am
So I stayed up until 1 am this morning reading your blogs. I was so intrigued with your entries. Would love to hear from you again. Drop me a note.
September 12th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I work at Walter Reed and am a member of a trauma study group. We will soon have a meeting about Yoga Nidra, otherwise called yogic sleep. Mind if I borrow your photo of Willy sleeping for our flyer? He looks exhausted!
December 1st, 2006 at 2:40 am
Willy is adorable.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Jason;
Its August 2008 and we have not been in touch for some time.Want to hear what your writing is producing these days frop a line or use skype tonerking.
Bill
P.S. Book is finally published by xlibris.com take a gander http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=49521
March 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Jason, I have read ur book and checked out all your pics and vids. I love the book and all pics….. Considering joining the armed forces, have been for some time(college money + thrill). Your book is great and there is not one complaint I have with it. It is insightful, funny, and it states the real truth not BS. I hope there will be a response from you, also I love socky especially the pictures. I laughed out loud when i saw it get promoted and the paratrooper….. yes i looked at every page even save some funny pics for faster view. Anyway hope to hear from you and I loved your book.