August 7, 2004
These are photos of the family we almost wasted:
I really love the photo above. The guy’s hair on the left is awesome, and the dad covering his head like he’s a boxer on his way to the ring is priceless.
Civilians who are not dead.
I like to imagine that the guy on the left is the second oldest son, but his dad favors him more because he’s more level-headed than the oldest son with the pompadour from the first photo. He’s more adept at the family business of dirt farming and is not as promiscuous as the first son who has been caught gazing at women’s ankles at least twice. The son on the right is the mechanic of the family and is a realist. He’s the most quiet, but he’s also the only thing that keeps the family together. He is trying to make a straight face, but at the moment I took this picture, he was hating on me hard. To be totally serious, I really like these pictures because they are of people who we didn’t kill. Something about having pictures of people who you almost killed seems really weird to me, but kinda cool in way. I’m just happy they’re not dead.
Photo of a cute Iraqi kid who I almost shot but didn’t mean to.
This kid is from the country. Country kids are much better behaved than kids from town. I absolutely love this kid’s shirt. If you look closely, you’ll love it too. It has the word “Skate” printed in the pattern with silhouettes of snowboarders. This photo pretty much has everything. Behind the boy is the oldest woman being hysterical and sitting on the ground are the young women, whom we ignored, just like they always are in Iraq.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:05 pm
What horrible things.
October 14th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Brandon if u had read the posts, or better still, BUY THA BOOK, you wouldn’t be leaving these PUSSIFIED remarks.
Grow up weinie.
December 30th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Yo Brandon! It’s a good thing that we have people in the military with balls to protect wimps like you!!! If it wasn’t for our brothers in the Armed Forces, you’d be a damn slave or speaking German!!
Get a life!!!!
February 9th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Admiro el trabajo que realizan las tropas Estadounidense en Iraq en la lucha contra el terrorismo. Entiendo tu maldita posición militar y entiendo que estes presionado por ello. Pero… si a vos te gusto la carrera militar fue por tu gusto… haa y caramba, no hay que maltratar a los niños, pues son el futuro de el mejor país que ustedes mismos estan liberando para que salgan adelante.