September 6, 2004
Car bombs sure make a mess
Modern art masterpiece– Volkswagon frame, a la automobil bomba des insurgente arseholes, 2004
You ordered the engine block? Is it okay if I just put it here by the garbage?
Wounded Air Force guy. Notice the Nissan emblem on the truck’s grill. Car emblems are cool.
The medevac chopper landed in a field near the intersection. The wounded Air Force guy was flown out shortly thereafter.
The wrong truck
Still the wrong truck pulling the thieves’ truck
“What box of cash?”
While we were checking out the guys with the cash, we stopped another vehicle behind them. The vehicle was clean, but the battery died and they couldn’t start the engine again. So we asked the guys with the Olympic soccer cash to give them a jump. They did so begrudgingly.
My ghetto fabulous VW emblem car bomb necklace
October 14th, 2005 at 9:41 am
dude you are the koolest thug in iraq
can i buy that on ebay
October 30th, 2005 at 7:51 am
hi guys !!!!
i’m from cannes, france and i’m with u, i stand by u
french tv talked about your website
good luck
Anthony
December 30th, 2005 at 2:31 pm
Anthony,
It’s good to see someone from France who has some commonsense and is on our side! Thank you
January 7th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
You are a hot shit man. If you come to RI ever look me up so we can have a few laughs. Peace to you and good luck. I wish you and your hot shit buddies the very best
January 8th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Liked your book and the site. You have real talent. Just a quick FYI – Air Force guy/guys are usually called Airman/Airmen! LOL Keep up the good work.
March 20th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Dude, these pictures gave me some serious flashbacks. That’s me holding the IV. The wounded Airman’s name is Corey Carter, of Columbus, Ohio.
March 20th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
My bad, that’s Kevin, I’m there somrwhere.
July 24th, 2006 at 12:50 am
It seemed that the thirt picture from the bottlm is a lot of money.
The air force guy was so lucjy
September 16th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
You are a cracker ass cracker. I want you to report to the cotton fields ASAP. And stop making play at the sisters.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
SGT Hartley is Superman. One day he picked up an injured Iraqi and utilizing the methane from his asshole he flew him to the hospital. Another day a house was on fire and SGT Hartley put the fire out with a 10,000psi urine burst from his cock.
Of course none of us will forget the time that SGT Hartley ignited his dragon breath to defeat an insurgent bunker.
What everyone here needs to know is that SGT Hartley time warped back to 1944 and personelly led the D-Day invasion.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I first met Jason at the World Communist Party in Paris. He and I were staying across the hall at the Charles D’Gaule, an excellent establishment. We decided to have a champagne cocktail while waiting for the limo to take us to the Proletariat Unity Summit.
We ran into George Soros at the summit and after a couple of Napolean Brandys he suggested we hop on his plane to Majorca. George has an excellent 30 bedroom villa on the water. He invited Bono, Al Gore, George Clooney and Prince Charles over to discuss world hunger and the Capatilist failure to solve the problem.
Mr. Soros keeps an excellent table and we gorged ourselves on some fine delicacies. We washed it down with a very old bottle of Port rumored to have been liberated from Herman Gorings cellar.
After an intense 15 minute discussion Jason suggested we tax the Nouveau Riche an no arts related wealthy. This money could then be used to provide meals for the proletariat. It was an excellent idea.
I left Jason in Barcelona. He was flying to Norway to attend the Diversity Summit in Norway. I had to head back to Chicago and propose my anti-school vilence bill. The Bill would tax towns with no school violence and then distribute the money to communities in need so they could start clean energy and diversity programs.
Jason is not an Ivy League Graduate – but his intelligence will asure him of a mid level position in my government.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Jayson and Kayne Solve the Rhianna and Chris Brown Incident:
After slapping that Bitch Taylor Swift I was lookin for anutha cracka to put my stamp on and who do I run into? Jayson Chritopher Hartley! That Mormon cracka was with a Nubian Princess and I had to end that shit!
So I walked up to that fool and says” I am Kayne West Mutha Fucka!”
this cracks looks at me and tells me “Who?”
I was like “Kayne Bitch, motha fuckin Kayne!” and then I back slapped that Utah livin honkey.
Well this cracka comes back and says “Why did you slap me? Did I sleep with your mom or something?”
Of course this crack must’ve known my moms died when she was gettin her titties reducted. So I threw a one hitta quitta on the fool.
His Mormon instincts kicked in because he ducked and I ended up hittin the fine ass bitch he was with….
Little did i know it was Rhianna. And that is why Chris Brown was innocent.
November 24th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
During the Month of November 2000 Jason and I were on Annual Training in Florida. We trained on Hurricane Disaster relief. We were told to set up an “emergency shelter” and conduct rescue operations throughout the state.
Jason is a well known glue sniffer and it wan’t long before he started inhaling the sweet toxic fumes of Scotch Guard. He got high as shit.
Jason was born Mormon – so sniffing Scotch Guard was his only release in life. So here we have a high as shit Mormon leading rescue operations throughout Florida. His high started to wear off and Jason was tweeking for more. The junky started pulling people over looking for anything in the cars he could sniff. He found one car filled with envelopes and started cooking the glue.
After we dragged him away from the envelopes and le the scared as fuck people go – we noticed that the boxes of letters contained votes for the Presidential election…
There was no hanging Chads – just a high as fuck tweaking Mormon who sniffed 578 envelopes filled with votes for Al Gore – The rest is history.
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
During the day we lock and load.
In the evening we rock and roll.
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:24 am
Thanks for talking with my class today at Ranken it was cool.
November 13th, 2014 at 2:15 am
WOW look at all that cash… where did it go?